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Water Slide

Tired of dealing with your kids? Buy this! Blow it up outside, attach a hose (We have a great deal for those too), and let your get play for hours. Sunscreen and Band-Aids not included. Not for children under 21.

Hotdogs

Are you hungry? Maybe you weren’t, but I bet you are now! Get some super cheap wieners! Don’t worry about the schnitzel, buy this, they are 100% thicc meat and who doesn’t love some meat in their mouth?

Building Blocks

Want an investment that’s better than banks? Buy these building blocks. Everyone loves them, everyone hates stepping on them, and everyone’s seeing gains!! Hold these babies for five years, double your money, it’s really like taking blocks from a baby!

Kitchenware

Just what you need, another set of brand new pots and pans because you just ruined your other ones! A great deal on some more dishware you don’t know how to use properly and will just ruin anyway, why spend more when you’re just going to have to spend again? Hell, buy two!

Gift Card

Hungry? Thirsty? Hopeless? Well look no further, here is a gift card… and it’s cheap! You were gonna spend the money anyway, why not save a little and have a little more to spend?! Act now, limited supply!

Smart Phone

A new deal you can’t miss! This new Alpha T3 is brand new! It’s only available in black, because it’s only available for Alpha Males! If you are a Beta male, you can see your way outta this post. Bye!

Computer

Look at this cool computer on sale! You will love it. It has as much RAM, and you can even download more if you run out! The best part about this – TWO FLOPPY DRIVES! You will love love love it!

Shoes

These do be some nice Jordans. As you can see, they are red and black. Other than that, I do not really know what the names of these are or how much they are worth. This is beyond me.

Desk

This is a Desk! I think that you will love to see the look of this in person when you sit in front of it and work on the top of the desk. I really promise, you will like and love.